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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>23 | ♏ |         This is a blog dedicated to my obsession with the story of Achilles and Patroclus. Sometimes there’s fanart, but it’s mostly just tears and angry ranting.</description><title>Crying like a girl since 700 BC</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @menoitides)</generator><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>For your anon: since you're Greek the History and Archaeology major in university is the closest you can pursue. It has I think a few courses for mythology and if you choose archaeology and art history (in order to become an archaeologist rather than choose history as your major which most likely will lead you to teaching options only) you will be more involved with ancient stuff. Check your city or other cities university and the course guide. I hope this is useful 😁</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thank you! Yes! This!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/172475273414</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/172475273414</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 2018 01:27:56 -0700</pubDate><category>menoitides answers</category><category>look at all these beautiful anons helping each other out</category><category>pursuing higher educations</category><category>i love it.</category><category>Anonymous</category></item><item><title>i've just discovered your blog and i'm fucking in love with it! i love greek mythology since i was like 5 or smth. my grandma used to buy us books with the greek heroes and she was reading them to us. so it is a very fond memory of mine and it stimulated my interest in mythology. (also i'm greek btw). i wanted to ask you, are there any potential careers and uni courses that one can take in order to study/work on the field? thank you, love :) xx</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This is so sweet!! I love that you’re thinking about pursuing this in higher education, that’s super admirable :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;My university had like… basically one course on Greek mythology, however there was a Comparative Literature major where I think you could write a thesis on a literary piece of your choice. Take note though that I went to a public and very STEM focused university, so I’m sure you’ll find more options if you go to like a private liberal arts college. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As for careers, from my limited knowledge, I would say that your options are probably going to be along the lines of teaching, research, writing, museum curation, cultural exchange programs, or being involved as a historical consultant for art projects. I bet there are more options out there that I’m not aware of too!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Best of luck on your search and I hope this was helpful??&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/172436906494</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/172436906494</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2018 22:24:58 -0700</pubDate><category>menoitides answers</category><category>Anonymous</category></item><item><title>daifei:apollo&amp;dionysus</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/98afde82ae89f65c680ee911754f0f14/tumblr_p684q0mKQo1u5filto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://daifei.tumblr.com/post/172291722829/apollodionysus" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;daifei&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;apollo&amp;dionysus&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/172296073134</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/172296073134</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2018 20:15:02 -0700</pubDate><category>B-B-B-B-B-BAM</category><category>oh my good lord</category><category>is this a shippy thing</category><category>do i get the sexy drunk nympho and flamboyant glam surfer dichotomy that i've always dreamed of?</category></item><item><title>reese-art:

“Bring him back to me.”
high quality ver....</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/504f9fd121c7c81413cec6442a73e699/tumblr_oquogee7Zx1ugq2two1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4ee70f41de713c66c427f295ae1cae97/tumblr_oquogee7Zx1ugq2two2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://reese-art.tumblr.com/post/161303396830/bring-him-back-to-me-high-quality-ver" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;reese-art&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“Bring him back to me.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://reese-art.deviantart.com/art/Bring-Him-Back-To-Me-683829361"&gt;high quality ver. (deviantart)&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/reese_art/"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/172026801584</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/172026801584</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2018 00:51:39 -0700</pubDate><category>uGH</category><category>tsoa</category><category>patroclus</category><category>achilles</category><category>patrochilles</category></item><item><title>koolkoalart:Patroclus // this book ruiNED ME
READ IT SO THAT WE...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e6bcd1194f4dd66ca98d5bb90834f97/tumblr_omqm9h8gz91veybv4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://koolkoalart.tumblr.com/post/158341009601/patroclus-this-book-ruined-me-read-it-so-that" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;koolkoalart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Patroclus // this book ruiNED ME&lt;br/&gt;
READ IT SO THAT WE CAN SUFFER TOGETHER&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171990190294</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171990190294</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 00:42:44 -0700</pubDate><category>UGH THIS TOO</category><category>patroclus</category><category>tsoa</category></item><item><title>koolkoalart:And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/30c43792c8d8537972b39a14de11af76/tumblr_opq1koPSZ31veybv4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://koolkoalart.tumblr.com/post/160505286646/and-perhaps-it-is-the-greater-grief-after-all-to" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;koolkoalart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone // this book made me emo I swear,, I cried while drawing this &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171990183929</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171990183929</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 00:42:21 -0700</pubDate><category>this is gorgeous</category><category>achilles</category><category>tsoa</category></item><item><title>

Tell me who’s gon’ save me from myselfWhen this...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225"  id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/K5xERXE7pxI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=http://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;

&lt;i&gt;Tell me who’s gon’ save me from myself&lt;br/&gt;When this life is all I know&lt;br/&gt;Tell me who’s gon’ save me from this hell&lt;br/&gt;Without you, I’m all alone &lt;/i&gt;

&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That’s right folks… I’m going back to my ROOTS. This song has got me Fucked Up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;!-- more --&gt;&lt;p&gt;My third time watching Black Panther and I finally decide to look this song up and LO AND BEHOLD, IT IS PERFECT FOR MY SAD GAY SONS. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here we have Achilles after Patroclus’ death. Not right after his death, but a bit of time after when the wounds aren’t quite as fresh. He’s been living without Patroclus for a bit of time now and the madness has passed. Now he lives in his own personal purgatory, just going through the motions and killing the same faceless enemy in droves day after day, feeling lost and alone, not quite sure why he’s fighting anymore. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can we also please talk about this line?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;

It’s all prophecy and if I gotta be sacrificed for the greater good, then that’s what it gotta be

&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;These are not fighting words. These are not the words of a determined warrior. These are the words of someone resigned and &lt;i&gt;tired&lt;/i&gt;. At this point Achilles isn’t fighting for glory or even to stay alive anymore. He’s just waiting for someone to kill him and fulfill the prophecy because, fuck, he’s killed Hector already… why are they making him wait? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He’s crying out for Patroclus who has been his anchor to humanity for the better part of his life, but he’s also crying out for literally anyone to kill him so that he can stop being a shell of his old self that’s been tainted and twisted into something uglier and even less human than before. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171684270274</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171684270274</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2018 22:22:24 -0800</pubDate><category>songs for patchilles</category><category>menoitides rambles</category><category>honestly guys this song is so fucking good</category><category>pray for me</category><category>kendrick lamar</category><category>the weekend</category><category>tsoa</category><category>achilles</category><category>patroclus</category><category>the song of achil</category><category>greek mythology</category><category>iliad</category><category>patrochilles</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc978deabe17942d69f3e9f90c734fd9/tumblr_p5761uGOrD1ty9sm4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171608804499</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171608804499</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2018 17:41:54 -0800</pubDate><category>patroclus</category><category>tsoa</category><category>the iliad</category><category>greek mythology</category><category>crappy doodle</category></item><item><title>OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER ALSO I LOVE YOUR ART</title><description>&lt;p&gt;YES I’M ALIVE. I’M GOING TO TRY TO POST MORE!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for not giving up on me *ugly crying*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171260775989</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171260775989</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2018 22:02:09 -0800</pubDate><category>menoitides answers</category><category>Anonymous</category></item><item><title>can you believe that plato and aeschylus literally fought over whether or not achilles or patroclus topped or bottomed</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ah the age old question… It’s honestly so funny how little humanity has changed. Shipping wars and top/bottom debates… only these people were seen as gifted and respected scholars whereas now we’re just crazy fans with a crazy queer agenda that “read too much into it”. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Also OBVIOUSLY Pat was verse and Achilles was a service top, these fools didn’t know what they were talking about.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171118696444</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171118696444</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2018 22:24:34 -0800</pubDate><category>*shameless promotion*</category><category>going through my blog is a special kind of embarassing</category><category>but i still stand by this essay</category><category>menoitides rambles</category></item><item><title>can you believe that plato and aeschylus literally fought over whether or not achilles or patroclus topped or bottomed</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ah the age old question… It’s honestly so funny how little humanity has changed. Shipping wars and top/bottom debates… only these people were seen as gifted and respected scholars whereas now we’re just crazy fans with a crazy queer agenda that “read too much into it”. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Also OBVIOUSLY Pat was verse and Achilles was a service top, these fools didn’t know what they were talking about.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171118462554</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171118462554</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2018 22:15:12 -0800</pubDate><category>menoitides answers</category><category>GOD IT'S BEEN SO LONG</category><category>honestly anon thank you so much this ask suddenly brought me back</category><category>i've totally ghosted tumblr in general but i can't stay way from these stupid assholes</category><category>anonymous</category><category>Anonymous</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1981aed6f10821bac680a1d8769e15f1/tumblr_p4hjubHGba1ty9sm4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171117554494</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/171117554494</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2018 21:42:11 -0800</pubDate><category>*screeches*</category><category>I LIVE</category><category>patroclus</category><category>achilles</category><category>tsoa</category><category>the song of achilles</category><category>crappy doodle</category></item><item><title>misherneel:
facebook reminded me that last year, today, i read...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/79354224b281c3a121bff0f8a4c04b8a/tumblr_otial2GeL51ua3efbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://misherneel.tumblr.com/post/163297422183/facebook-reminded-me-that-last-year-today-i-read" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;misherneel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;facebook reminded me that last year, today, i read the iliad chapter about patroclus’s death. the fantastic me did an all-day shitposting about it, quoting the most painful parts. i do not intend to CRY AGAIN, OLD ME. SO CUDDLES.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/163316141074</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/163316141074</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2017 22:46:36 -0700</pubDate><category>I LOVE THIS STYLE SO MUCH</category><category>tsoa</category><category>patroclus</category><category>achilles</category><category>fuck i need to draw again</category><category>other people's fanart</category></item><item><title>berryholic-hamiltonic:
Aristos Achaion, the Best of the Greeks</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8bd18213b9cca715110d995f74dd5ea4/tumblr_ojxth6Vthr1u4oj4bo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://berryholic-hamiltonic.tumblr.com/post/156000777894/aristos-achaion-the-best-of-the-greeks" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;berryholic-hamiltonic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Aristos Achaion&lt;/i&gt;, the Best of the Greeks&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/163282265754</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/163282265754</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2017 01:13:24 -0700</pubDate><category>aesthetic</category><category>this is my JAM</category><category>achilles</category><category>tsoa</category><category>other people's fanart</category></item><item><title>lilabeanz:he is half of my soul, as the poets say. </title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3d072c298ae9bdcd986c4cd5c38ed69c/tumblr_oqtwpiGX4j1qgq3eio3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d39c032095d9b470b171053c2049ed3c/tumblr_oqtwpiGX4j1qgq3eio4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c6f32c9978b2d3641b682754990cf5a/tumblr_oqtwpiGX4j1qgq3eio2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://lilabeanz.tumblr.com/post/161284927430/he-is-half-of-my-soul-as-the-poets-say" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lilabeanz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;he is half of my soul, as the poets say. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/163032250477</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/163032250477</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2017 16:00:42 -0700</pubDate><category>this is so beautiful</category><category>tsoa</category><category>achilles</category><category>patroclus</category><category>other people's fanart</category></item><item><title>newtmqs:
Alexander the Great (2004) doing what Troy (2004) was...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9aa30da5b48574479c58b8dab37e137/tumblr_or8j7eJ48l1tlpgtco1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bea806299eda17adfe58cdeca78f7827/tumblr_or8j7eJ48l1tlpgtco2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newtmqs.tumblr.com/post/161585700435/alexander-the-great-2004-doing-what-troy-2004" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;newtmqs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Alexander the Great (2004) doing what Troy (2004) was too afraid to do. Twice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/163018252467</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/163018252467</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2017 08:00:58 -0700</pubDate><category>this movie was a trainwreck</category><category>but this was good</category></item><item><title>Here in Greece we don't really accept that Patroclus and Achilles were anything more than friends,cousins or at least Platonic lovers. What have you been taught at school?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Interesting! I &lt;b&gt;love&lt;/b&gt; the term platonic lovers btw, it’s wonderful.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I had two instances where I learned about Achilles and Patroclus in a school setting. The first was in high school, where we just BARELY talked about them as a pair. All the focus in that class was on Odysseus because we were only really required to know the Iliad as a lead-up to the Odyssey. But ultimately, they were just talked about as best friends.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;My second, much more in depth, encounter with them was in college. I took a mythology class and we talked about them briefly and my professor pretty much explicitly stated that they were lovers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;My suspicion is that in high school, their relationship was never even mentioned as potentially homoerotic because, while I was in high school, the legalization of gay marriage was a pretty controversial topic (even living in northern California!) and the school probably had some rules on what instructors were and weren’t allowed to talk about. Whereas I attended a very liberal university where instructors had no such limitations on what they could say or teach. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ultimately, my opinion of them as proof that true love exists came from my own exploration of their stories rather than from any educational institution. The movie &lt;i&gt;Troy&lt;/i&gt; that was released in 2004 opened the floodgates for me and ever since, I’ve consumed films, books, academic articles, documentaries, wikipedia pages, fanfiction, random material that shows up on google searches, and artwork about them and just decided for myself “…they gay.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I kinda went off on a tangent there… tl;dr: high school says no-homo, university says they gay.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/161232104664</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/161232104664</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2017 23:22:26 -0700</pubDate><category>menoitides rambles</category></item><item><title>Here in Greece we don't really accept that Patroclus and Achilles were anything more than friends,cousins or at least Platonic lovers. What have you been taught at school?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Interesting! I &lt;b&gt;love&lt;/b&gt; the term platonic lovers btw, it’s wonderful.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I had two instances where I learned about Achilles and Patroclus in a school setting. The first was in high school, where we just BARELY talked about them as a pair. All the focus in that class was on Odysseus because we were only really required to know the Iliad as a lead-up to the Odyssey. But ultimately, they were just talked about as best friends.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;My second, much more in depth, encounter with them was in college. I took a mythology class and we talked about them briefly and my professor pretty much explicitly stated that they were lovers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;My suspicion is that in high school, their relationship was never even mentioned as potentially homoerotic because, while I was in high school, the legalization of gay marriage was a pretty controversial topic (even living in northern California!) and the school probably had some rules on what instructors were and weren’t allowed to talk about. Whereas I attended a very liberal university where instructors had no such limitations on what they could say or teach. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ultimately, my opinion of them as proof that true love exists came from my own exploration of their stories rather than from any educational institution. The movie &lt;i&gt;Troy&lt;/i&gt; that was released in 2004 opened the floodgates for me and ever since, I’ve consumed films, books, academic articles, documentaries, wikipedia pages, fanfiction, random material that shows up on google searches, and artwork about them and just decided for myself “…they gay.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I kinda went off on a tangent there… tl;dr: high school says no-homo, university says they gay.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/161066018089</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/161066018089</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2017 12:11:27 -0700</pubDate><category>anonymous</category><category>menoitides answers</category><category>platonic lovers</category><category>i love it so much</category><category>like how i unironically love the term queer platonic</category><category>*sweats*</category></item><item><title>saloandseverine:

Vogue Deutsch March 2017, Dark Romance
Radhika...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d3eb83539364c886c935e81084a71e2c/tumblr_on1khz3dmH1r7kroko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fc0ebafe67c86b261ee9d75ca7105f5/tumblr_on1khz3dmH1r7kroko2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/910ceb316d175136ab698718bce61c3b/tumblr_on1khz3dmH1r7kroko3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://saloandseverine.tumblr.com/post/158571841873/vogue-deutsch-march-2017-dark-romance-radhika" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;saloandseverine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Vogue Deutsch March 2017, Dark Romance&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Radhika Nair by Thomas Lohr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/160987159759</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/160987159759</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2017 08:36:03 -0700</pubDate><category>a thought</category><category>radhika nair as patroclus</category><category>i'm just sayin'</category><category>radhika nair</category><category>patroclus</category><category>fancast</category><category>she's fucking perfect????</category><category>HER HAIR????</category></item><item><title>earlhamclassics:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:
there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://earlhamclassics.tumblr.com/post/159267261673/thoodleoo-thoodleoo-theres-a-lot-of-evidence" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;earlhamclassics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thoodleoo.tumblr.com/post/159266710401/thoodleoo-theres-a-lot-of-evidence-that-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thoodleoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thoodleoo.tumblr.com/post/159266571801/theres-a-lot-of-evidence-that-the-iliad-and-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thoodleoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a very long game of D&amp;amp;D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;homer, the dm:&lt;/b&gt; okay achilles, agamemnon has just taken away your war prize, what do you want to do&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;achilles’ player:&lt;/b&gt; i roll to have a diplomatic conversation with agamemnon&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;achilles’ player: &lt;/b&gt;*rolls a 1*&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;homer: &lt;/b&gt;you throw the staff of speaking at agamemnon’s face and storm off to sulk with your boyfriend&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Homer, the DM: &lt;/b&gt;Your beautiful Patroclus is dead. What do you do?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Achilles’ player:&lt;/b&gt; I fight everyone.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Homer, the DM: &lt;/b&gt;You can’t fight &lt;i&gt;everyone.&lt;/i&gt; How would you even–&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Achilles’ player:&lt;/b&gt; *rolls a 20* I fight everyone.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Homer, the DM: &lt;/b&gt;*sighs* Fine. You cut a path through the Trojan army, enemy dead strewn in your wake.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Achilles’ player:&lt;/b&gt; How many?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Homer, the DM:&lt;/b&gt; …lots. Enough to clog the friggin’ river with bodies.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Achilles’ player&lt;/b&gt;: I fight the river.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Homer, the DM: &lt;/b&gt;You. can. not. fight. the. river.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;Achilles’ player: &lt;/b&gt;*reaches for dice*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/159893349064</link><guid>http://menoitides.tumblr.com/post/159893349064</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2017 01:53:35 -0700</pubDate><category>YASSSS</category><category>dnd au</category><category>achilles</category><category>tsoa</category><category>iliad</category></item></channel></rss>
